It’s lonely on this pitcher’s fantasy baseball bandwagon. Join me?

It's happening again.

In our work chat room, Nicholas Minnix, my informed but unwittingly cruel colleague, brandished the name of a certain erratic starting pitcher that has teased fantasy baseball players for years. Naturally, we soon threw around some positive aspects that, in a perfect world, could prompt this pitcher to rebound from another dismal season.

"... just hate seeing ALL THAT TALENT wasted on a 5.00-plus ERA," Minnix said of this arm. "Actually, with a normal HR/9 last year, he'd have been aight ..."

"His tombstone is going to read 'THIS is the year, I can feel it.'"

Nick was leading us down a dark path. Either way, I'm now stuck traveling that road of redemption for ... Tap your mouse here for more »