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If Chris Young has broken your heart on multiple occasions, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you believe that Kate Upton would be yours if you could only throw 97, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think Jose Valverde doesn't have ulcers but that he's a carrier, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you absolutely hate it when managers decide to give their closers some work in non-save situations, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you drive all the way to Las Vegas in March to see Greg Ambrosius, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you believe that Cliff Lee is the best six-win starting pitcher in the last 30 years, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you bruise your knuckles and immediately think about R.A. Dickey, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think Brett Gardner could be related to Steve Gardner, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you know that Brian Kenny is the smartest guy on MLB Network, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If your wife suggests the two of you watch "Beaches" and you wonder how Brandon's rehab is going, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think Perry is a better Capt. Hook than Dustin Hoffman, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think "Classical Gas" is only a song by the wrong Mason Williams, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you use a Maxwell Smart voice to say "Marco Scutaro," you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you are perfectly clear on the fact that "Saltalamacchia" is not tonight's special at that upscale Italian restaurant, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you actually know the starting lineup of the Miami Marlins, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If the hotel you book for your family vacation this summer must have wireless access, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you have zero interest in the members of the Rockies starting rotation, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you go to a seafood restaurant and can't bring yourself to order the (Mike) Trout, (Tim) Salmon or (Brian) Bass, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you book a flight to Honolulu and wonder if Shane Victorino is really worth $39 Million, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think that Doug Dennis is funnier than most standup comics on HBO, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If a politician brings up the topic of inflation and you wonder why he isn't also concerned with position scarcity, you just might be a keeper-league fantasy player.
- If a pitcher on your team gets relegated to middle relief and you hope he finds religion and joins a Monastery, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think that Tyler Flowers could be related to Ray Flowers, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think that the term "Elvis Has Left the Building" means the Rangers shortstop hit a home run, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you know that Jean Segura, Dee Gordon, Dayan Viciedo and Didi Gregorious are not females, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If your kid's history homework includes a lesson about the Wright Brothers and it makes you wonder how much the Mets third baseman will go for at the table, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If Jeff Erickson is your favorite radio personality, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you meet someone named Roberto and wonder if his real name is Fausto, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you are completely sure that Jerome Walton isn't related to Brian Walton, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you see a Puma display at Sports Authority and wonder if Lance Berkman will get 400 AB's in Arlington, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you think that Randy Wolf could be related to Rick Wolf, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you've ever tried to buy something with "Patton Dollars," you just might be a fantasy player.
- If someone uses the term "Wise Guy" and you think of Gene McCaffrey instead of Joe Pesci, you just might be a fantasy Player.
- If the outcome of Daniel Hudson's elbow surgery is more important to you than the outcome of Kate Hudson's cosmetic surgery, you just might be a fantasy player.
- If you're excited about the Marlins signing Juan Pierre, you just might be a fantasy player.
- And, finally, if draft day is your favorite day of the year, you have become a true fantasy player.
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