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In his first game back after missing four because of a strained Achilles' tendon, in Week 11, Rashard Mendenhall was the unquestioned starter. He rushed 11 times for 33 yards and caught three passes for 17 yards against the Baltimore Ravens.
In the same contest, Jonathan Dwyer carried the ball 12 times for 55 yards and caught three balls for 26 yards. Isaac Redman sustained a concussion in the first quarter and didn't return. Byron Leftwich made his first (and only) start in 2012 in place of Ben Roethlisberger (dislocated rib, shoulder sprain).
On to Week 12, when Pittsburgh's starting RB remained a mystery until close to game time. The starting quarterback, however, wouldn't: The virtually ancient Charlie Batch would be taking snaps in place of Leftwich (two fractured ribs) versus the Cleveland Browns.
Mendenhall ran four times for six yards. Dwyer made nine attempts for 19 yards and caught two passes for nine more. Redman carried twice for seven yards and hauled in a ball for 15. And Chris Rainey rushed five times for 17 yards and a touchdown as well as recorded four receptions for 15 yards. Pretty. Ugly.
Of course, the Steelers' eight turnovers placed paper bags on the heads of those hideous totals. Batch threw three picks. The team fumbled eight times and lost five of them.
Check out how all the turnovers and troop deployments unfolded.
At 12:00 of the first quarter, Mendenhall's second tote resulted in a lost fumble. He didn't see the ball again until 5:19 of the third quarter.
At 14:25 of the second frame, Redman received his second touch, which he fumbled away to Cleveland. His next chance came at 2:38 of the third quarter.
Dwyer waited until his 10th touch of the game, at the 3:20 mark of the second stanza, to lose control of the ball and see someone from the opponent recover it. He didn't get the ball again until 9:19 remained.
For more than a quarter's worth of action, Rainey appeared to be Mike Tomlin's knight in dulled armor. At 1:51 of the second quarter - in the two-minute offense - the fourth man up also fumbled on his second touch of the afternoon.
But he recovered it, so, naturally, he stayed on the field. The others were in the doghouse because their fumbles ended up in the hands of the enemy. But they would all have cameos before the final gun went off.
Mendenhall committed his second fumble of the day at the 14:15 mark of Quarter No. 4, on his fourth rushing attempt. Fullback Will Johnson fell on it, but Mendenhall's day was finished. On the next drive came Dwyer's lone fourth-quarter carry, which resulted in negative yardage.
The Steelers were in catch-up mode for the rest of the game. Rainey's fourth touch of the final period, at 2:25 remaining, led to his second fumble of the contest. This time, the Browns came up with it. Rainey took a seat.
Pittsburgh got the ball back at their 3-yard line with less than 30 seconds remaining, still down by six. Johnson, the fullback, lined up in the backfield, next to Batch, as the Steelers launched their pathetic attempt at a virtual miracle.
A short time later, perhaps the sloppiest game in the team's history was over. Mercifully.
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About Nicholas Minnix
Minnix is baseball editor and a fantasy football analyst at KFFL. He plays in LABR and Tout Wars and won the FSWA Baseball Industry Insiders League in 2010.
The University of Delaware alum is a regular guest on SiriusXM Fantasy Sports Radio and Baltimore's WNST AM 1570.
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